A battle of epic proportions

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, some screenwriter actually got paid for this shit. I'm sure the world was clamoring for Busta Rhymes versus Michael Myers in the same manner people were begging for King Kong Vs. Godzilla.

I guess even "The Shape" is no match for Busta's superior kung-fu skills.

Must we constantly try to ruin the great things John Carpenter did in the original?

And this was another segment of Shaking My Head News.